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January 12, 2011

sometimes it helps to just lay on the floor and pout.

apple a day

January 12, 2011

although my calender would encompass all fruits, like bananas, mangos, pears, and oranges i think this is a clever little reminder to keep track of your fruit intake. and to keep the doctor astray.
i better start on my calender.




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Golden Opulence

January 5, 2011

Billed as the most expensive sundae in the world. The Golden Opulence Sundae is a little taste of heaven for only $1,000. Made with Tahitian ice cream infused with Madagascar vanilla and covered in 23 carat edible gold leaf.
A.k.a. The I-Have-Too-Much-Money-That-I-Want-To-Eat-It Sundae.
After some nickle slots at the Bellagio and a round of blackjack at Planet Hollywood I’ll be eating gold dragets with Caesar in no time.

Jeopardy dream team

December 19, 2010

I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast yesterday. Did I even have breakfast yesterday? Yet these people have the extraordinary ability to recall EVERY SINGLE day of their lives, the first day they wore those new pink slippers they got for Christmas in 1974, the day that Christopher Reeve died and what the temperature was like, the day they went roller skating for gym class in 6th grade, the day they had their first bowl of Cheerios and what the expiration date was on the milk carton, how many games the Steelers have won and what teams they played on what dates, you name it.
I would never want to play Trivial Pursuit with these people (not that I’d ever want to play Trivial Pursuit in general). Simply amazing. I wish I could just remember what my brother wanted for Christmas and what time I have to be at work in the morning…

more on “superior autobiographical memory” here

naturally

December 15, 2010

In the words of Jim Carrey, “Mmmm. That sounds good. I’ll have that.”


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heated body bag

December 14, 2010

Another addition to the Christmas list. Giant toaster-cover sauna. I’ve thought about adding a hot tub to the back yard to get me through these cold months. However, heating bills get costly, chlorine turns your hair green, and it’s hard to read magazines in steaming hot water. Instead I may opt for this Fiddish Portable sauna.

So while my friends are all turning into prunes and having icicles form in their hair, I’ll be merrily waving out the slider window in my cozy space sauna.

letterpress envy

December 12, 2010

I always have the intentions of making fun handmade Christmas cards. Then parties get scheduled, work gets extended, other projects sneak up, and before I know it it’s January. If only I had this cool little home letterpress my Christmas greetings would be made much easier {and quicker}.
Maybe next year….



*cards designed by sweetharvey